Opening things is hard...

In Wreck it Ralph 2, there's a scene where she meets all the princesses, and they say, do people expect a big strong man to solve all your problems. She says, yes, and then they say, well, that makes you a princess.

Opening things often leads me to believe I am also a princess. Gateraid bottles ripping open the palms of my hands.

Pickle jars standing full, the jar taunting me with its tasty morsels.

Then today, the mini blender. The blender, having pressurized its contents to mass capacity. Mocked, my attempts to get breakfast out of its confines. Giving one last valiant effort, which I was successful in opening the blender, I managed to cause $80 worth of Chiropractic damage to my shoulder.

Today I would have gladly been a princess. I might start having my big strong man make breakfast smoothies. 

Strictly, for health reasons, mind you.....